How Baba Ganoosh Get Very Very Rich In America By Use Computer Machine

                     HOW BABA GANOOSH GET VERY VERY RICH IN          
      AMERICA BY USE COMPUTER MACHINE


      My name Baba Ganoosh and I born Baluchistan.  Life very hard in Baluchistan, and I very poor.  Work, work, work all day, but earn little dinaris.  I tired to be so poor so write to my cousin Filo Ganoosh in America, and I ask to him, “Filo, I very tired to be poor, what I do?”  Filo is very good cousin.  He write back at me and say, “Baba, my dear cousin, come to America.  Everybody rich in America.”  I write back at Filo, “Filo, are you palachti?  (Palachti it mean crazy in Baluchistani tongue.)  I have no money for to come America!”  Filo very good cousin, and he send me dollars for to buy airplane ticket go America!

     Airplane very big, very soft chairs, and much comfort.  I fly to village of Chicago in America for it is where live my cousin Filo.  Filo, he meet me at airport and take me his house.  It be very big, big house with two rooms for sleep and even have toilet inside house.  Filo need big house because he have fat wife and seven kids. 

     First day in America I go walk for to see Chicago.  Chicago very big village and I walk and walk and walk.  I want buy something, but do not know what to buy.  Then I see sign on store it say, “Best Buy.”  I go in store and say at store man, “I want best buy.”  Store man he show at me a machine.  I say to man, “What do this machine?”  Store man say to me, “It is a computer.”  “Machine look very pretty, so I say to man, “Will computer machine make me rich?”  Store man say back at me, “Many people have become rich by using the computer for business.”  I want be rich so I say at man, “I will buy computer machine.” 

     Store man take me to desk and make me sign many papers.  He say give me credit for to buy computer machine and I do not need money.  I be very happy for not to pay money for computer machine that make me rich in America. 

     Store man give me big box with computer machine and I carry it back Filo’s house.  I take computer machine out box and put on table.  I feel so proud to have a new computer machine for to make me rich.  Filo he help me to make machine work with wire he put to back of machine.

     I am so lucky man because on very first day I have computer machine nice lady send me letter for to start making me rich with $10,500,000.00.  Here is letter:

FROM MRS FARIDA MZAMBER WAZIRI(ASSISTANCE)ECONOMIC  AND FINANCIAL CRIMES COMMISSION  NIGERIA INVESTIGATION BUREAU

14A AWOLOWO LANE, IKOYI

LAGOS NIGERIA.

Motto: No Body is Above the LAW 

Attention: Beneficiary,

I am Hajia Farida Waziri Chairman Efcc Investigation Office Nigeria, there is presently a counter claims on your funds by one MR.TOM BROWN, who is presently trying to make us believe that you are dead and even explained that you entered into an agreement with him, to help you in receiving your US$10.5 Million, So here comes the big question.

Did you sign any Deed of Assignment in favor of (TOM BROWN).  thereby making him the current beneficiary with his following account details:

MR TOM BROWN,

AC/NUMBER: 6503809428.

ROUTING/122006743,

B/NAME:CITI BANK,

ADDRESS:NEW YORK,USA,

we shall proceed to issue all payments details to the said Mr. TOM BROWN, if we do not hear from you within the next two working days from today.

Get back to us on this e-mail:mrsfarridamwaziri71@yahoo.com.hk

Thanks Hajia Farida Waziri

Chairman Efcc Investigation Office Nigeria

     I write lady and say, "I no dead and I no sign nothing with Mr. Tom Brown."  I very happy
that I be in America only one day and already I going to be rich!   

     My second day in America I also very lucky!  I get another letter in my computer machine that say I win a card with value of 800,000 Euros.  I not believe I can be so lucky in America.  Here is the letter saying I win so many Euros: